What's life without a few dragons?

And now that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good.

Everyone should listen to me because I know what the hell I’m talking about.

Now they know that we know that THEY know that WE know!

Shut up and paint your GODDAMN HOUSE.

I don’t like cul de sacs. There’s only one way out and the people are kinda weird.

You act like we had a conversation. It never happened. That I said it was okay for you to leave your stuff here and show up uninvited, do my laundry, and act like my wife, but we never had that conversation, did we? I never asked you to be here.

Just because Karen wiped her ass with you doesn’t mean you get to shit on Mandy!

I don’t miss him, I miss the idea of him.

I just wanted the movie to be about Uncle Billy because he drank a lot and was fat and lost the money in the first place. I wanted the angel to come down and show us how Uncle Billy’s life had meaning. Then, I think I’d feel better.

I just think it’s bad when a boy looks at a girl and thinks that the way he sees the girl is better than the girl actually is. And I think it’s bad when the most honest way a boy can look at a girl is through a camera.

I agreed, but then my brother started saying how my sister was just a “bitchy dyke.” Then, my mom told my brother to not use such language in front of me, which was strange considering I am probably the only one in the family with a friend who is gay.

Then again, maybe my whole family has been high, and we just don’t tell each other these things.

As I was walking up the stairs to my dad’s old room, and I was looking at the old photographs, I started thinking that there was a time when these weren’t memories. That someone actually took that photograph, and the people in the photograph had just eaten lunch or something.

It’s like he would take a photograph of Sam, and the photograph would be beautiful. And he would think that the reason the photograph was beautiful was because of how he took it. If I took it, I would know that the only reason it’s beautiful is because of Sam.
I just think it’s bad when a boy looks at a girl and thinks that the way he sees the girl is better than the girl actually is. And I think it’s bad when the most honest way a boy can look at a girl is through a camera.